17 hours ago
17 hours ago

opalesent:

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

(via cumfort)

cayde:

foodchewer:

*gets arrested for being too cool*

*the charges are dropped because there is no supporting evidence*

(via nicoosuxx)

17 hours ago

substiel:

Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”

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Anonymous said : one time i took a shower naked 

partism:

omg *gasp*

send me your slutty/sexual confessions

17 hours ago
17 hours ago
17 hours ago